Sunday, June 23

Brazil to Open the World’s First Sex-Themed Amusement Park

There are hundreds, if not thousands of theme parks in the world. In fact, the United States alone has 400 different amusement parks. But now, Brazil plans to open the first sex-themed amusement park, featuring go-go dancers on a “train of pleasure,” a movie theater with vibrating seats, and even phallic-shaped bumper cars.

The sex-themed amusement park is officially called ErotikaLand and is projected to open in two years in the city of Piracicaba. Some of the theme park’s other tantalizing attractions include a snack bar that sells aphrodisiac foods, a nudist pool, and a naked waterslide.

Yet despite the park’s very blatant erotic theme, the executives behind the soon-to-be park are saying that ErotikaLand will have a very strict no-sex policy.

“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah. If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate,” Mauro Morata said, according to the Daily Express.

And already, ErotikaLand has become a cause for concern and controversy, as locals fear that the park will attract perverts, creeps, and other shady characters to the area.

Christian activist Maltheus Erier feels that the park will attract “debauched individuals.”

“We cannot be known as the capital of sex,” Erier lamented to Veja Sao Paulo, a local paper.

Morata and the other investors want the park to promote a healthy approach to sex. According to The Times, attendees will able to tour a sexuality museum, and employees will promote responsible sex and contraception use.

So far, the gates are set to open in 2018, with all investors still on board. On the bright side, the erotically suggestive theme park will create 250 jobs, and, according to Morata, tickets will cost $100 per person.


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