# Quote,Image URL,Image Copyright,ZingCard button link: www.zing.com/z?.. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton",http://www.zing.com/picture/pd6535394c69f7098638d2f1a1db0b3aa/ffd23b7a.jpg.orig.jpg,lindamwil2,dailyreflections2 Be thankful we~Rre not getting all the government we~Rre paying for. - Will Rogers,http://www.zing.com/picture/p429989670f453b41f894bc620cee9038/ffd6d862.jpg.orig.jpg,ADALArasan,dailyreflections3 Life has a practice of living you if you don~Rt live it. - Philip Larkin,http://www.zing.com/picture/p9322a4485b9617ed622d6ed2c411d623/ffd12902.jpg.orig.jpg,tiger76,dailyreflections4 If you speak the truth have a foot in the stirrup. - Turkish proverb,http://www.zing.com/picture/p9c9868cea985bb5bb6189616cf5fc11f/ffd1e8a8.jpg.orig.jpg,arabian013,dailyreflections5 Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers,http://www.zing.com/picture/p583ec83c59a5c248e63a02f58bc4b0ce/ffd1dd27.jpg.orig.jpg,nishita,dailyreflections6 A show of envy is an insult to oneself. - Yevgeny Yevtushenko,http://www.zing.com/picture/pe1dca404595f455c9d6d9df49c034745/ffd6d846.jpg.orig.jpg,wymun,dailyreflections7 Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Martson Bates,http://www.zing.com/picture/p0ee1dd61a178341e404ee0010522ed7e/ffd2376c.jpg.orig.jpg,JustJodi,dailyreflections8 "Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. - H.L. Mencken",http://www.zing.com/picture/pb89f476d901778b2fa15715c2f690e8b/ffd6d888.jpg.orig.jpg,LillianDrake,dailyreflections9 "Three things in life are good in little measure and evil in large: yeast, salt, and hesitation. - The Talmud",http://www.zing.com/picture/pde9bb4186f3d9ddb9e90ec1c75e590c7/ffd12676.jpg.orig.jpg,dbard,dailyreflections10 Brevity is the soul of lingerie.- Dorothy Parker,http://www.zing.com/picture/paea507cf2c973ce671efb4a0e61923b2/ffd1cc76.jpg.orig.jpg,synma,dailyreflections11 Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.- Italian saying,http://www.zing.com/picture/p7b8f910e748a6fff73648da9e5a18fb6/ffd1c96d.jpg.orig.jpg,ff44,dailyreflections12 Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.- Sam Goldwyn,http://www.zing.com/picture/pf67071adcd774d0ca7f062e4b29b28a2/ffd6d87f.jpg.orig.jpg,LillianDrake,dailyreflections13 "I never forget a face, but in your case I~Rll make an exception.- Groucho Marx",http://www.zing.com/picture/pee390169255351ee53fbe034879900ee/ffd6d86a.jpg.orig.jpg,michellelow,dailyreflections14 "Progress might have been all right once, but it~Rs gone on too long.- Ogden Nash",http://www.zing.com/picture/p0980433c06d0176349cd81c95737df94/ffd6d893.jpg.orig.jpg,fbrown2014,dailyreflections15 "I think the American people wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I~Rll go along with them.- Calvin Coolidge",http://www.zing.com/picture/p24bba9fc99b0d0f5c1a472e6cc45455b/ffd6d867.jpg.orig.jpg,michellelow,dailyreflections16 Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard,http://www.zing.com/picture/p804287000b684a5f2754f09cf2b6cc5f/ffd6d896.jpg.orig.jpg,dickielee,dailyreflections17 Nobody roots for Goliath. - Wilt Chamberlain,http://www.zing.com/picture/pf3720d68ce830aba940c5ba588141b86/ffd6d865.jpg.orig.jpg,Anniecakes,dailyreflections18 "The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer. - Henry Kissinger",http://www.zing.com/picture/p05bc5936f6b10a924aac163f9439b433/ffd1dd26.jpg.orig.jpg,nishita,dailyreflections19 One fifth of the people are against everything all the time. - Robert F. Kennedy,http://www.zing.com/picture/pd5ae84eae9635dcaa395623932722afd/ffd23b79.jpg.orig.jpg,MrCrusty,dailyreflections20