If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. - Fred Allen
Intuition is the source of scientific knowledge. - Aristotle
Education is indoctrination, if you're white; subjugation if you're black. - James Baldwin
Service is the rent you pay for room on this earth. - Shirley Chisolm
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill
Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose of their objects than love. - George Eliot
Memory is the one paradise out of which we cannot be driven. - Sacha Guitry
The masses will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one. - Adolf Hitler
Slavery has as many shapes among us as there are things we need. -Eugenio Maria de Hostos
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement. - Ann Landers
A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. - Brander Matthews
Hollywood is a sewer with services from the Ritz Carlton. - Wilson Mizner
Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself. - Richard Nixon
You cannot harm me, you cannot harm one who has dreamed a dream like mine... - Ojibwa poem
Nowadays, most women grow old gracefully; most men, disgracefully. - Helen Rowland
Discard yourself and thereby regain yourself. Spread the trap of humility and ensnare love. - Rumi
History is always written wrong, and so always needs to be rewritten. - George Santayana
The historian is a prophet looking backward. - Friedrich Von Schlegel
I like familiarity. In me it does not breed contempt - only more familiarity. - Gertrude Stein
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible. - William Makepeace Thackeray